Modern Stoic's Auto Replies


"You are fired" mailed the boss
" You can never fire a dead man, my dear" replied the Stoic

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"Let us break up" hinted the lover
"What is breakable can never be conceived as Love, Good bye"

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"You have got only two more months to live" reported the Doctor
"It is always hard to await a grand finale, can you shorten it ?"

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"You won Two million Dollars" said the Lottery
"My Christmas Gift to Charity is ready, Thank you"

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"You have lost the Game" smiled the opponent
" I don't care who wins, I care who learns"

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"You lost all your property in the fire accident" called up a friend
"World is my home, please call me up, only on the Doomsday"

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"What do you fear ?"
"It's an invalid question, Try another”

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Additional Notes:

Books on Stoicism
1. Letters from a Stoic by Seneca (Amazon)
2. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius (Amazon)
3. Discourses and Selected writings by Epictetus (Amazon)
4. Musonius Rufus: Lectures and Sayings (Amazon)

Stoic Week Registeration: http://blogs.exeter.ac.uk/stoicismtoday/category/uncategorized/stoic-week/
Online College: http://stoicscollege.com/